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The identity crisis of the “real” Michael Sheens explained.
Michael Sheen facebook, twitter and website, all created by one shameless, non self-respecting poser (Click for larger)
I did some homework and research on all those “real” Michael Sheens running around claiming the others were fakes and I think I’ve got it.
There’s this secretive dude who calls himself “Web Admin” who runs the UNOFFICIAL Michael Sheen website/fansite, michaelsheen.net and owns the largest Michael Sheen Facebook group (I was talking about it yesterday, darn it didn’t you read?!). So happens the real REAL Michael Sheen (as in the true guy whom you saw in the cinema/TV portraying Tony Blair, Lucian, etc – not some fake-ass keyboard warrior who poses as Michael Sheen) comes along, creates a Twitter for himself and starts talking to fans…
Because of this, Mr Anonymous “Web Admin” who has enjoyed domain name camping at his self-created michaelsheen.net and Michael Sheen group, gets quite pissed off that he forgot to camp and “reserve” a Twitter profile for Michael Sheen before the real guy/his agent came along. Frustrated and angered, Web Admin creates a Twitter account called “michaelsheen1″ and starts accusing the REAL Michael Sheen (or at least his agent/rep) on Twitter as the fake one. Quite a smart guy too, Mr Web Admin is even using his Michael Sheen (UNOFFICIAL) website and existing Facebook fan base to spread the word and pooh-pooh the REAL Michael Sheen as a phony.
If anyone actually BOTHERS to study the details before taking a side, you’d notice the Michael Sheen Facebook Group has a little notice on the “Info” page stating the group is an UNOFFICIAL one and links to the michaelsheen.net website. On the michaelsheen.net website, there’s also a disclaimer at the very bottom stating it is NOT the real Michael Sheen’s website. Both the group and website, however, claim that the Michael Sheen on Twitter is a fake and to join “michaelsheen1″ instead.
The truth is the exact opposite. Michael Sheen on Twitter is either Michael Sheen himself and/or one of his agents/representatives, while “michaelsheen1″ is just the brainchild of the guy who made the unofficial Facebook and website pages. “Web Admin” is a Michael Sheen obsessed psycho who THINKS he is entitled to everything related Michael Sheen’s fanbase just because he managed to “camp/reserve” Michael Sheen’s domain name and start a big hype about it.
The phonies: michaelsheen.net, Michael Sheen facebook groups (all – the real Michael Sheen does not appear to have a Facebook profile/group) and michaelsheenX Twitter profile, where X denotes a number/character.
I am 95% confident that my hypothesis here is true, what else could be the reason for the spawn of “real Michael Sheen” identity crisis and pointing of fingers everywhere?
UPDATE: Another guy (not sure if it’s the same dude) just added to the collection of fake Michael Sheens with his Twitter profile, “michaelsheen_”
Here’s the deal, there’s been a debacle on real and fake Michael Sheens lately. Using GOOGLE aka Big Brother Google, I find out there are two, three, potentially more “real Michael Sheens” on Twitter and bloody a lot of them on Facebook. Hell yeah, this looks a lot like the real Michael Sheen who plays Lucian/Aro that I know!!! [Falls off chair laughing] Now SERIOUSLY….
The guy on Facebook is definitely NOT the real Michael Sheen. Yes, you, the guy who has mislead 1709 fans and counting into believing you’re the real Michael Sheen. If people were actually SMART ENOUGH, they’d click on the “Info” tab of that Facebook account and read the little bit about his “Personal Information” there. It reads:
“This is a fan site for the British actor Michael Sheen. It is maintained by the Web Admin. Anyone can post. This page does NOT belong to Michael. He does NOT review this page and does NOT read the messages”
So much for the real Michael Sheen having a Facebook account huh? Who the hell is this Web Admin guy? (He even admits he’s not the real Michael Sheen) Why is he pointing everyone to the FAKE MICHAEL SHEEN TWITTER account he created?
I AM THE REAL FAKE MICHAEL SHEEN.
I’m pretty sure the real Michael Sheen is out there chilling and sipping on a cup of hot english tea now.
This “Web Admin” dude is neither the Real Michael Sheen nor the Fake Michael Sheen. And lookie here, he’s even created a FAKE MICHAEL SHEEN domain name to supplement his fake Michael Sheen Twitter and Facebook accounts:
Reality check, for those who thought that michaelsheen.net, Michael Sheen’s Facebook and/or michaelsheen1 Twitter was real, you were sadly tricked.
Web Admin aka Michael Sheen poser = FAIL
I’m gaining 5 million pounds of fat for my role in the new New Moon – Twilight movie. Nuff said.
With that, imma buy more Ferraris and Lamborghinis than 50 CENT!!!!
Hello, I am not Michael Sheen. By now, I’m sure you have gathered that this is your favorite Lycan/werewolf/vampire-to-be speaking!! Stick around and you might learn a few things.
Aaaarrggghhh, I’m back!! Guess what I’ve been doing for the past few days? Well there is no need to guess, the news is out. I bet you Twilight fans would NEVER HAVE thought that a guy who is sexier than your dear Robbie Pattinson would come along AND star in a movie you love. HEIL ME, HEIL ME!
This is not a bloody April Fool’s joke.
I am not the real Michael Sheen pretending to be the fake Michael Sheen who is not the real Michael Sheen. Savvy?
Yo, yo, yo UNDERWORLD 3 is out and with my homies, Imma own the box office for the entire Week 4 of 2009!!!!! GO GO GO LYCANS
RISE OF T3H LYKANZ@!!!!
All your box office are belong to me!!!!
This is not the real Michael Sheen because I am the fake Michael Sheen.
